If you have a bloke, we have the shed for him
This is a big one, so watch him grin
21 x 8 metres in fact, across the floor
And 5 metres high at the door
A solid concrete floor and steel frame
It's the best shed in Tallai, that's our claim
Strong enough to park a truck
There's no aircon but who gives a ____
When a man wants to think things through,
Or needs some space as men often do
Does he sit and watch Netflix on his bed?
Not at all, he'll go out to his shed
Tools and equipment waiting to repair,
He sits like a boss in his favourite chair
Fishing rods and golf clubs near the door
His pride and joy parked here on the floor
All friends are invited for State of Origin
Your neighbours will know when it's begun
The girls can have a party too
There's even a fridge, couches, and a loo
Built in here is a studio flat
With a games room and kitchen at the back
It's ideal for your friends to stay for a kip
Or park your caravan ready for the next trip
But this story is not only about timber and chrome
4 Brixton Court also has a four bedroom home
Living rooms, bathrooms, a study and more
The entertaining area is here outdoors
Your kids will see that everything's cool
Outside is the covered deck and swimming pool
The land is 5,000m2 and will suit a horse
With a stable, tack room and a creek of course
Your whole family will love it, there's something for all
The kids are busy having a ball
They can have pets or bikes or toys for a clown
And you're only a few minutes from town
Whether your bloke is a mechanic or painter,
Builder, bikie, carpenter or candle maker
Whether he has a boat, a goat or a trampoline
There ain't nothing that won't fit in this scene
If your bloke misses out on the shed of his dreams
I don't want to be there when he screams
So don't waste time thinking it over...
Call now and your family will love you forever
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